one who specialize`s in the art of jumping on/into bushes belonging to other people.
this art involves a lot of practice to get your posture just right as u soar through the air and can take many year or even an entire life time to perfectly master. it may also be added to the 2050 Olympic sports as a spanking new category which will be a great milestone for the profession. so go join the local bush jumper club in your area and have fun.
person1. hey joe, wanna go past old billies and crash his fern bush for a bit of bush jumper action?
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.