burrous

A homoerotic and potentially lethal sex act involving Grindr, meth, orgy masks, poppers, and EMTs. Consists of meth rock consumption via anal fisting, beleaguered grunting, and devastation of rectums and family members alike.

Chris: Hey there sailor, want to burrous in a motel tonight?

Fisto Roboto: Sure baby, I got plenty of meth and fists for the both of us

by Alyosha K February 23, 2019

dirty burroughs

same as a dirty ginsberg except he does it to a stuffed teddy bear

I walked in on my Dad in the middle of a dirty burroughs and have been emotionally scarred for life.

by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013

Burrows Patch

Triangle of hair on the lower back of a man

My boyfriend needs to manscap his Burrows patch.

by Cezanne 57 January 20, 2019

William S. Burroughs

1. (n) The name for that old, usually trench coated man at a party who has seemingly snuck in off the streets and stands in the background silently the whole time.

2. Original 1950's and 60's "Beat" era/generation writer, William Seward Burroughs is best known for the books Naked Lunch, Junkie, Queer and many others. Along with Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac, Burroughs helped move forward the literary movement of poetry and prose using and inventing techniques such as the Cut-Up and run-on stream of consciousness automatic writing. Burroughs is best known for vivid depictions of drug use, convoluted realities, surgeries, diseases, encyclopedic facts on any topic, sex scenes and shady characters such as the famous Dr. Benway who exist in corrupted and satiric versions of modern life. Burroughs was one of the first writers to report from the underworld of 40's and 50's America and Mexico, writing openly about his homosexuality, addiction to opiates and crime among other observations and experiences.

Randy: "dude, does anyone here know that guy in the corner with the trenchcoat chain smoking? he just appeared all the sudden looking like he's going to open fire at any moment"
Frank: "I don't know man, he's just the William S. Burroughs of the party. Maybe we can score some Benzedrine off him later"

by pynchuun May 20, 2013

Burrus

The silent ninja. Powerful, lighting speed, tiger like agility. Undeniably a verbally charismatic persuasive speaker. A protector of the light and all things good. This means using physical force and strength to override the intention of the dark forces. The Burrus family lineage has been traced back all the way to the Roman Empire. Earliest notations of the name are recorded under Sextus Afranius Burrus. A direct descendant of Hercules. He was a prefect of the Praetorian Guard and was, together with Seneca the Younger, an advisor to the Roman emperor Nero, making him a very powerful man in the early years of Nero's reign. He was basically the leader of the most deadly group of specially trained elite warriors of the known world.

Burrus men are of normal height with broad shoulders, beautiful manly features and unexpectedly can draw on a mystic portal of power which gives them super strength.

Popular Burrus first names.

Man, that team just came through like Burrus.

Let’s Burrus on these guys.

by Gators5171 September 26, 2019

burroughs

To utterly embarrass oneself by formally by hosting a public event of such embarrassing insensitivity that it offends all parties involved.

We totally burroughsed our prom. That party was a total burroughs.

by Burrou May 3, 2009

Burrussed

To be forced to resign from your current position due to the fact that you were unable to meet the objectives for which you were hired.

"Wow. We came back from lunch and John had been burrussed!"

"Oh shit. Who gets his office then?"

by Schwacky January 6, 2008