To utterly embarrass oneself by formally by hosting a public event of such embarrassing insensitivity that it offends all parties involved.
We totally burroughsed our prom. That party was a total burroughs.
by Burrou May 3, 2009
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Of beautiful and hearty inter-racial stock, the most well known Burroughs' are from the Philadelphia area. They are known for their unique blend of faiths, occupations, and anger-fuse lengths. Most notable, however, are their various forms of loud, irresistable, contagious laughters.
"We were at the movies and we missed half of it because this chick somewhere up front was ROLLING! So we ALL laughed and couldn't stop!"

"Oh, yeah man, that HAD to be a Burroughs!"
by Mighty Mo August 30, 2008
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The result of 5 full-grown men farting in a jar, saving it, then smelling it a year later; The act of farting in a room with a ghost, forcing the ghost to use the "fart energy" to assume a human form; joining the military and setting the record for "the most consecutive years as a Private First-Class." The ability to wear the same clothes until you become one with your wardrobe; The result of performing the "2 girls 1 cup" act with a gang of Hodgies; The ability to smell worst than shit and honestly think its OK; The act of selling your soul to Satan in exchange for "World of Warcraft" gold.
Burroughs was my fucking roommate! OMG!
by King Kupp September 2, 2008
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same as a dirty ginsberg except he does it to a stuffed teddy bear
I walked in on my Dad in the middle of a dirty burroughs and have been emotionally scarred for life.
by Dr. Simulacra October 18, 2013
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Davis Burroughs also known as DavisPlayzz is a big handsome sexy man with a 12 inch pinch. If your name is Davis Burroughs your very cute and you pull all the bitches and men such a DrainersElite, UziFatel, etc.
Have you seen how big Davis Burroughs cock is today!?
by UziDrainers October 17, 2022
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a smaller than average sneech who loves to cuddle and watch world of dance. she also loves her ear-less cat. if you catch her in her tank of a car listening to greatest showman you better watch out. redman is probably also near.
kendall burroughs is fight dancing.
sorry kendall burroughs, i couldn't see you behind that grain of rice.
by heyyyyyyyyyyo March 21, 2019
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1. When a girl is not very interactive in bed, she only burroughs alot in the mattress to aviod one's scrotum.

2. A flea/ tick/ lice which attaches themselves to the scrotum.

3. A girl (ususally a prosititue or a slut) who is very experienced in bed, and pays alot of attention to the scrotum. Enjoyable and painful.
1. "OMG, I scrotum burrough too! I aviod my husband's saggy balls like the plague!"
"Last night my bitch did a scrotum burrough on me, I had to kick the shit out of her!"

2. "dude, I had an old pervert cut all of the scrotum burroughs off me!"

3. "Shea, she scrotum burroughed me, it was so awesome, I came into her eye!"
by Vajayjay Ho May 27, 2007
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