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Burnt Turkey 

A black vagina, because it is black on the outside and pink on the inside like a burnt turkey
"yo lance did you eat that burnt turkey last night?"
"Nah fam Shuarkesha left me with nothing to chew on"
Burnt Turkey by Kepas October 8, 2016
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burnt turkey 

Someone who is obsessed with tanning. Their skin tends to be an orange color like a glazed turkey.

Burnt Turkey 

When farting under the blanket and the stench exits directly into you or your partner’s face as you lift the blanket.
“Burnt Turkey, that’s how my last relationship ended.”

Burnt Turkey 

Black lesbian or a black lesbian vagina.
Is she still seeing that white girl? Nah, she’s got herself some Burnt Turkey.
Burnt Turkey by Mashshu October 17, 2018

turkey's burnt 

The next level of the term "turkey's done". When a guy has such a splitting hard on that it hurts, usually from being turned on BIG time from an amazing chickie.
ouch! yikes! ...turkey's burnt from what she said to me!
turkey's burnt by kickstand October 23, 2003
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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