A swim practice that obliterates your body, mind, and soul. It leaves you lifeless.
We had an absolute barn burner today. I went home and took a 12 hour nap!
by largeMan234 February 23, 2022
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Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.
Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon
by Toshir0z January 13, 2015
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A fantasy football team that usually is auto-drafted and whos manager couldn't care less about their team. Usually the manger was forced to play in that league or was just bored.
Jack: Jake needed one more person in his NFL fanasty leauge and I just didn't care enough so I auto drafted.

Jim: Dude, you got a Fanasty Football Burner Team.
by Big_Shlong69 October 12, 2020
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Sex position typically used by Peace Corps volunteers with no eyebrows.

You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.
I totally hit her with the West African Burner last night. She's in for a nasty white blood cell count surprise a year or so from now, but who cares! I'll be out of this continent by then.
by DSoPaB April 6, 2017
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A random, indefinite time period where Urban Dictionary rejects every definition that a person writes.
by Someone who kinda exists August 10, 2021
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an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.

-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."

by Chris Demo June 24, 2008
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A really itchy arse usually caused from a really rotten ejection of fecal matter from the cack hole
by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016
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