burner day

Much like a burner phone, is one of those days you deal with because you have to, but want to be done with as quickly as possible.

The big boss was in the office Thursday, total burner day.

by is this pseudonym also taken November 1, 2020

Dirty Burner

The act of being sodomized with a Carolina Reaper pepper

After she finished giving felatio he asked her for a dirty burner.

by Dumbnamenamer May 29, 2022

back-burner chef

n. like a backseat driver, but with cooking.

My girl wanted me to cook for her one night, but she kept telling me what I was doing wrong and changing things around to make it "better." She's such a back-burner chef!

by the_lololagist September 26, 2010

turf-burner

an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.

-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former

guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."

by Chris Demo June 24, 2008

Wedgy burner

A really itchy arse usually caused from a really rotten ejection of fecal matter from the cack hole

Oh man I've got a real wedgy burner

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Ring burner shit

A liquid shit that after shitting feels like a spent rocket

Just had a ring burner shit in the Taco Bell bathroom

by January 13, 2022

Ricker burner

When you wake up at 3am and your asshole tries evicting itself because you thought you was rocky the night before eating volcanos juice from boss man’s curry gaff.

“Been on the toilet for months. That lamb Bhuna last night burnt my ass it’s a fuckin ricker burner”

by SHREDZ December 27, 2022