A selfish conceded girl who only thinks about herself and is so concerned about how she looks she tends to block out reality. A girl who wheres a very flashy outfit, dress, or mini skirt to a casual party or scene when unnecessary.
It derives from the infomercial that sells "Bump Its"
Example: Usually the girl at the party that is yelling absurd very dumbed down threats to someone (Guy or Girl) who called her out for being a bitch.
They are often stuck-up and conceited and are often complete bitches.
Other features include orange tans and obscene layers of make-up.
Guy 1 : "Have you seen that Bump-It over there?"
Guy 2 : "Yeah. She's a total bitch. I would steer clear of her."
Guy 1 : "Yeah, I hear she's a bit of a whore too."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.