Noun: the bumgroblin is a small bearded creature which lurks in rural corners of Wales it is a bottom feeder and can be found feeding on the dregs at the bottom of gin bottles. Has a fascination with buttocks, balls and cake. Can be used interchangeably with 'Clagnut'
A man whom most people suspect to be gay due to various effeminate qualities, but of which there is no verifiable fact as to whether he is or isn't. See LG.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'