A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
Synonyms: Ass clown, pain in the ass, jerk, and prick
Antonyms: Knowledgeable, humble, and intelligent
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
Synonyms: Ass clown, pain in the ass, jerk, and prick
Antonyms: Knowledgeable, humble, and intelligent
My friends dad has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks January 17, 2012
A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
Mel Gibson has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks January 20, 2012