bullshit gene

A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.

It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.

This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.

As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.

Synonyms: Ass clown, pain in the ass, jerk, and prick

Antonyms: Knowledgeable, humble, and intelligent

My friends dad has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.

bullshit gene by dontcallmeredscarfranks January 26, 2012

bullshit gene

A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.

It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.

This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.

As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.

Mel Gibson has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.

bullshit gene by dontcallmeredscarfranks February 5, 2012

bullshit vortex generator 

A bullshit vortex generator is a person who speaks lots of bullshit. Wich in turn gets everyone all upset and so on. In essance the bullshit spewed by the first person sucks all of his/her friends into this vortex fo bs

Mike is a real bullshit vortex generator. He was telling everyone at work this lie and everyone got sucked into this vortex of bullshit and they were all pissed at eachother

bullshit vortex generator by Ron Chee July 22, 2009