bulldog eating custard

A way of describing a proper dirty battered woman's chuff

"and she had a chuff like a bulldog eating custard"

by Tibolticus May 19, 2008

bulldog eating custard

A way in which to describe an ugly face.

Wow, that chick has a face like a bulldog eating custard

by Sam R September 24, 2006

Like a bulldog eating custard

A phrase used to describe the appearance of female genitalia after unprotected sexual intercourse.

Fred: She wanted me to go down on her afterwards.
Jeff: Did you?
Fred: Hell no! It looked like a bulldog eating custard!

by Felgy March 10, 2008

face like a bulldog eating custard

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

by shortsite January 10, 2009