bulldog eating custard 

A way of describing a proper dirty battered woman's chuff

"and she had a chuff like a bulldog eating custard"

bulldog eating custard by Tibolticus May 19, 2008

bulldog eating custard 

A way in which to describe an ugly face.

Wow, that chick has a face like a bulldog eating custard

bulldog eating custard by Sam R September 24, 2006

face like a bulldog eating custard 

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

face like a bulldog eating custard by shortsite January 10, 2009

Like a bulldog eating custard

A phrase used to describe the appearance of female genitalia after unprotected sexual intercourse.

Fred: She wanted me to go down on her afterwards.
Jeff: Did you?
Fred: Hell no! It looked like a bulldog eating custard!

Like a bulldog eating custard by Felgy March 9, 2008