a) Someone that is mentaly retarded. A fat and lazy person who is incapable of an intelligent thought. This is due to the nature of how a bulldog looks and acts. Bulldogs are highly envious of other people as the result from an inferiority complex.

b) A person that is not very good at athletics.
a) Dan is a bulldog, so it is hard for him to make good grades and talk to good looking girls.

b) That bulldog cannot catch one single pass.
by JoeyGladstone October 07, 2010
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The cutest and most sweet type of person on the planet. They are super uplifting and make peoples day better just by talking to them. There is also no-one funnier than them
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The highly unpleasent act of expeling diarrhea and vomit at the same time.
"I was so sick last night that I began to bulldog it. God must hate me."
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Rhyming slang for an over-patriotic Brit (bulldog shit).

Typical Bulldog:

trumpets the role of Britain in the Second World War, yet who was not alive during that period;

is able real off a list of "injustices" perpetrated upon Britain by all manner of nations from 1066 to the modern day;

has a complete grasp of history, except for the inconvenient bits, e.g. drawing up the map of the modern Middle East or creating an empire based upon an industrialised slave trade;

has a list of great British inventions at the ready which includes the Internet and radar;

does not trust anything European except for Stella Artois, a holiday in I-Beefa (Ibiza) twice a year and their "local" football team which is 100 miles away;

is always one sentence away from "Don't mention the war" or "Over sexed, over paid and over here".
Did you go down the pub last night?

Yes, but I left early. The place was full of pissed Bulldogs singing Land of Hope and Glory.
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A small, friendly breed of dog originally used for bull fighting. Very good with kids. Resemebles a furry bowling ball.
Why are your children hugging a furry coconut?
Oh that's just our bulldog.
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