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bull shit artist

A bull shitter who is successful in avoiding detection may be referred to as a bull shit artist. Bull shit artists are quite dangerous and may say things with a high degree of confidence while, at the same time, having inadequate support for what they are saying, making their statements bull shit.
Its amazing how these politicians are bull shit artists.
That guy manages to pull so many girls even though he's unemployed; he's just a great bull shit artist.
bull shit artist by YR October 1, 2007
Words you can keep

bull shit artist

an expert at telling you bull shit. Usually has a degree to back up their bull shit.
Example 1:

Psychiatrist: You are suffering from severe depression.

Defenseless kid: no. I feel fine.

kids parents: Johnny, you are depressed. listen to the doctor.

(in this example the Psychiatrist is a master bull shit artist capable of convincing anyone of any bull shit)

Example 2:
(a man at a modern art museum looks at a painting consisting of randomly placed lines)

man: this is crap

artist: no, you just don't get my art

man: oh, I see it now

(in this example, the artist is not only a bullshit artist but an artist as well!)

bull shit artist by bob the robber November 6, 2006

Bullshit Artist 

A true master of verbal fascade. A deceptive fuck that gets off on selling people worthless info as it were fact.


To reach this ultimate level of mastery the bullshiter becomes convinced that at he or she is completely on the level at least 95% of the time ...
Bullshit artist comes back from the gym

"Man that was a hard work out. I benched out 180... a hot chick was checking my shit out.. she said "Your shit is nice". No doubt i'll score"

Bullshit Artist by Hardout April 10, 2009

Bullshit artist 

Someone who lies for no reason at all,

Commonly known as “Jesse”
Have you ever worked with that “bullshit artist”?

He can’t keep his lies straight.
Bullshit artist by Bra1 November 15, 2021

bullshit artist 

One who has perfected the "art" of bullshiting.
bullshit artist by orangemuffin July 22, 2017

bullshit artist 

1) Someone with a talent for convincing lies
2) Someone who lies/boasts incessantly, usually to comedic effect, intentional or accidental
3) wordsmith
"I swear, tomorrow, I will wear a matador costume"

Bullshit Artist 

A master in the art of making bullshit believable.

Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.

Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.

Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.
George Bush: "Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons."

Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."
Bullshit Artist by bilbo23 April 27, 2011
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