NHL team from Buffalo, NY. Much like every other Buffalo sports team, every chance for a championship ends in bitter disappointment (Brett Hull). Will NEVER - NEVER - win the Stanley Cup because God hates Buffalo and will never let any of its teams win anything of value (Buffalo Bills).
Fucking Christ, they had Hasek put up a 93.9% save percentage in the playoffs and fucking lost!
"Hey Whitey, did you know that the Buffalo Sabres are in the playoffs?"
"Hey douche-bag, it doesn't matter because they're just going to lose and then we have to listen to a bunch of ignorant, bitter, Sabres fans go on and on about that not being a goal and some other bullshit cause they're a bunch of pussy ass crybabies from a shitty place like Buffalo where there are no schools or roads just flaming rivers of tar and nuclear waste that damage the brains of these people even more than the heavy drinking their mothers did while they were in the womb and then the heavy drinking they themselves did once out of the womb and blah, blah, blah - Buffalo fucking sucks"
A team full of cry babies that blames their losses on others instead of their own shortcomings.
Buffalo Sabres lost because:Brett Hull's foot was in the crease "No Goal" Snarf Snarf!!
John Leclair shot in through the SIDE of the net. Wah Wah
"We only lost to Carolina because of injuries" Daniel Briere used to give great head Snarf Snarf
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.