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Buffalo Nickel

Guys often refer to a good looking girl as a "dime", meaning the girl is a perfect 10 because there's 10 cents in a dime. So, you call a busted fat girl who's half as good looking and twice as big a Buffalo Nickel.
Hey look at that dime! It's too bad her friend is a Buffalo Nickel.

buffalo nickel

A term used for an unattractive woman. Useful when women are present because they probably do not know what it means.
"Damn Joey, this party is filled with buffalo nickels. Let's get the fuck out of here!"

"I heard David came home with a buffalo nickel from the club last night."
-"Yeah, he had to brown bag that ho!"

Buffalo Nickel

A street/slang term that often means cheap, of sub par quality or of high commodity that it is essentially worthless.
Can be universally worked as a noun or verbal tense.
Slang term in the Gay Male Community for “shitty $5 handjob”.
Guy 1: “Wow that porno sure seemed really lacklustre.”

Guy 2: “Yea, almost like the bottom buffalo nickel’d that dom top.”

buffalo nickel face

When someone has massive pock marks on thier face. Compared to the rough pitted surface of a buffalo nickel.
"She has a hot body except for the buffalo nickel face!"
buffalo nickel face by champion April 30, 2006

A Buffalo Nickel 

A shitty hand-job performed for the price of $5 USD.
He was a catch, but all I got was a Buffalo Nickel.

Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits 

Exceedingly frugal, ridiculously cheap, unwilling or unable to let go of money when one should
"Trying to get this guy to pay for something is impossible...He could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits!"