Brian Brown

the most awesome and coolest guy in the world. he can skateboard, fix computers, is a ninja in disguise, and get all the bitches, i mean ladies ;] he's the ultimate in human engineering.

(1)" dude i would so have Brian Brown's baby! and i'm a straight guy! he's just that irresistible!"

(2) "omg, i heard Brian Brown loves Japanese girls, i'm so gonna ask him out!"

(3) Brian Brown once fixed my computer by touching the case, then he looked at it and it booted! i jizzed in my pants too."

Brian Brown by im in your mom March 1, 2009

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Brown Brian

Much like a Wet Willy only instead of a finger, one uses an elbow, and instead of the ear, the desired target is the anus.

If someone claims to have pulled this maneuver, it is often custom for a person within earshot to recite the jingle of Red Robin, though replacing the "Red Robin" with "Brown Brian"

Jef: Yo so this person from my intermediate jogging class tried to give me a Brown Brian last week...

Noah: Brown Brian...YUMMM!

Brown Brian by Andj87 August 10, 2010

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Broan

Hair between the males nuts and ass.

I had my broan braded last night because it was getting too long.

Broan by Ken October 25, 2004

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Broan

An international right wing political group mainly composed of Catholics. Its aim is the overturning of secular culture.

I love being a Broan!

Broan by Teianvs March 4, 2024

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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