a combination of a lacrosse "bro" and a jacked tan guido juice. This individual usually originates from Long "Strong" Island or surrounding guido areas such as but not limited to New jersey, New haven, and other parts of new york. Except Up State, you don't count as New York, posers! These individuals typically grunt at the gym and lounge in a lax pinny, however by night you can find them fist pumping with a "Flow Out" the newest of the Bruido haircuts. A "Flow Out" consist of a perfect mix of the blow out and the flow.
You may find a bruido if your conversations consist of "Dude check out that bruido, hes such a tool", "I know man that kids got the ill flow out, what a faggot!"
by JJackRabbitt June 3, 2010
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Just tried to call Teddy and he's bein' the usual brumdogg. Drunk as hell, high, and balls deep in some hoe.
by JeffreyDizzle July 14, 2015
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Get the braidon mug.An African American that dresses, acts, and takes on the persona of an italian guido. He often wears tight fitted tees, studded belts, smells strongly of axe, and loves to go clubbing and pump his fist in the air. He also watches girls inappropriately as they pass by and has an enormous amount of confidence in his appearance. Upon spending hours getting ready and working on his hair he feels really good about himself.
by JANEDO May 7, 2009
Get the Bluido mug.Braidon is a nice guy at first. He's for sure attractive as hell, but he can also be a dick when you get to know him. Never send any personal pics to a Braidon, as he will just show all his friends and brag about it. You can be friends with him, because he's mostly a great guy, but don't get to close to this guy.
Girl 1: Oh my god, did you see that dude? He's a sexy god!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's definitely a looker, but don't get to close. He's a Braidon and will just brag about it if you suck him off
Girl 2: Yeah, he's definitely a looker, but don't get to close. He's a Braidon and will just brag about it if you suck him off
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