Brown Crown

When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the pooper to stand up in order to break off the turd and finish.

Guy 1: "Dude, you were in the shitter forever! What were you doing, scuba diving?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I just finished my Brown Crown. That thing was wonderful. I took a picture with my phone. I cried a little when I had to flush it."
Guy 1: "Well break out the picture, man!"

While in the bathroom ...
Friend 1: "Oh my god! I think I'm crapping out my soul!"
Friend 2 (at the next stall): "Bullshit! Let's compare dumps; I'll bet mine's bigger."
Both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
Friend 2: "Holy hell, man! You had a Brown Crown! That turd's almost touching the lid!"
Friend 1: "I know, man. That was almost a Massive Brown Crown. I almost want to name it!"

by Donkey Punching Queen December 20, 2013

Brown Crown

When someone deficates on top of your head in a sexual fasion.

I just gave Rhonda a brown crown she'll never forget.

by Bukkakegod October 26, 2002

brown crown

synonym for first-time anal sex

Sarah and I were pretty wild in the sack, and she let me take her brown crown.

by a lex July 29, 2006

Brown Crown

Brown Crown is when you fart on someones head when they bend over

Keith bent over to pick his pen up off the ground and I farted on his head........Brown Crown

by maxxxiiimus July 3, 2011

Brown Crown

When someone sticks their finger in his or her anus and then wipes it around the crown of your head.

Ugh, that stripper just gave me a glaucoma test, then a brown crown.

by Leon the smurf October 8, 2007

brown crown

The ass rim, the butthole.

In the joint when Hector placed Stevie's brown crown on his smaller head. Stevie was offically crowned a queen!

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

brown crown

Erin Boettger

by Anonymous October 30, 2003