Brower 

(noun).

Literally, "brewski in the shower". When you can't wait, nothing beats a cold beer in the shower.

Hey man, whats taking you so long?

Sorry, had to take a quick brower.

Sweet, bring the rest of your beer over here already!

Brower by beerme20 June 6, 2010

brower 

When two bromates take a shower at the same time (in neighboring shower stalls). Browers are usually characterized by an ongoing conversation between the bromates and typically occur in an advanced bromance.

Bromate 1: Dude, I think one of my balls is bigger than the other.

Bromate 2: Yeah I know. You told me last night during our brower.

Bromate 1: Oh, no shit?

Bromate 2: No shit, bro.

brower by jack'n'holic89 April 4, 2010

Brower 

Taking a shower with your bros. Everyone must have their own shower head to make it not an orgy, but walls and individual stalls are not required. Usually singing songs not considered very masculine. Invented by Sam, Peter, Zach, Avery, Austin, and Freedom at CU Boulder in 2013.

"Dudes, you wanna brower before dinner?"

Brower by Acewaim3 October 17, 2017

Brower 

The coolest mutha fucka on the plante

Chuck Norris is a straight Brower.

Brower by blitziusmaximus January 5, 2012

Brower 

a short fat mutha fucka; like a chode, with a pizza lookin face. browers sometimes believe that they are hardass niggahs who can scrap wit any niggah they find. while eating, Browers may ask " are you gonna finish that?" in this situation its best to reply "no fuck you, you brower".

-yo, you see that brower today ova by the garbage?

-yeah i almost whooped his black ass

Brower by suckafatty June 19, 2008

Brower 

A Brower is a kind of teacher that tries to be hip with the students by filling their class slides and information with all sorts of pop culture.

Student #1: Dude my Brower keeps putting Taylor Swift and Iron Man in his slides.
Student #2: Could be worse, my Brower made us watch the fucking Mario movie trailer it was cringe af

Brower by watchingted April 16, 2025

Brower 

The kind of teacher that tries to be hip and cool with the kids by putting all sorts of pop culture in their lessons. This can range from video games to Taylor Swift (of which they'll blame their daughters for getting them into it)

Student 1: Yo my Brower keeps putting Taylor Swift and Iron Man in his slides
Student 2: Bruh that's not that bad mine forced us to watch the Mario Movie trailer

Brower by watchingted April 28, 2025