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A party where only the bros are invited by the host. These Bros are obviously expected to be wearing their respective pinnies since they are in fact bros. Each invited member is advised by the host to bring a "+1" to the party with the host's approval. To properly qualify as a +1 the girl must be either:

a) Your girlfriend
b) A lady friend from outside of the bros' school.
c) A younger girl

There are also a few important things to remember when having trouble selecting a girl to be your +1.

a) It is important to note that the +1 you bring does not necessarily have to be a girl that interests you. You can hook a bro up. "Sharing is caring."
b) Nobody cares who you bring. It is a night of bro-bonding at its purist so time should not be spent worrying about if the girl is acceptable to be seen with in front of your friends. Bros are bros. And as long as bros are happy with who they are hooking up with then the bros' bros should be happy too.
c) You should never make a girl your +1 if she cannot spend the night at the host's house because your chances of scoring will be significantly lowered.

*Some variates for the rules exist and those may be used at the host's discretion. (ie: "A public school girl may only qualify if her family income is over 100k per year")

*It is strongly encouraged that at least one bro has a camera so that photographs can be taken to document the night on a facebook photo album. This album should always be called "It's like we're guys from Delbarton (and all these girls are named lynn)"
Bros +1 was a good idea until all those girls our age with a boyfriend from our school came.

Bro#1: Yo bro you hittin up bros +1 night on Friday?
Bro#2: Chill bro. I'll be all up in that. And I'm bringin a +1 who is easily the sluttiest froshy in her school that is not the school we go to and I don't even wanna tap that bitch, but I figured I'd bring her to share with my other bros.

Matt the British bro is hosting a bros +1 night. Should be kickass.
bros +1 by BigBadBroJohn May 22, 2008
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A party where only the bros are invited by the host. These Bros are obviously expected to be wearing their respective pinnies since they are in fact bros. Each invited member is advised by the host to bring a "+1" to the party with the host's approval. To properly qualify as a +1 the girl must be either:

a) Your girlfriend
b) A lady friend from outside of the bros' school.
c) A younger girl

There are also a few important things to remember when having trouble selecting a girl to be your +1.

a) It is important to note that the +1 you bring does not necessarily have to be a girl that interests you. You can hook a bro up. "Sharing is caring."
b) Nobody cares who you bring. It is a night of bro-bonding at its purist so time should not be spent worrying about if the girl is acceptable to be seen with in front of your friends. Bros are bros. And as long as bros are happy with who they are hooking up with then the bros' bros should be happy too.
c) You should never make a girl your +1 if she cannot spend the night at the host's house because your chances of scoring will be significantly lowered.

*Some variations for the rules exist and those may be used at the host's discretion. (ie: "A public school girl may only qualify if her family income is over 100k per year")

*It is strongly encouraged that at least one bro has a camera so that photographs can be taken to document the night on a facebook photo album. This album should always be called "It's like we're guys from Delbarton (and all these girls are named lynn)"
Bros +1 was a good idea until all those girls our age with a boyfriend from our school came.

Bro#1: Yo bro you hittin up bros +1 night on Friday?
Bro#2: Chill bro. I'll be all up in that. And I'm bringin a +1 who is easily the sluttiest froshy in her school that is not the school we go to and I don't even wanna tap that bitch, but I figured I'd bring her to share with my other bros.

Matt the British bro is hosting a bros +1 night. Should be kickass.
Bros +1 by BigBadBroJohn May 23, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012