Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.
“Yo, that band kid with the blond hair and the microcephaly is such a bronze bagel.”
by Big Guy LC June 7, 2023
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An alchemical alcoholic concoction transmuted by the South Bay Los Angeles rapper Casper Casanova circa March 2019.

The sacred potion consists of:
12 Oz's Lagunita's Lil' Sumpin' IPA

2 Oz's of Simply Grapefruit Juice

Analogous to the infamous malt beverage named the Brass Monkey, which was made famous by the legendary Beastie Boys with their cataclysmic super hit Brass Monkey circa 1986; the Bronze Ape is a solid upgrade from its aforementioned predecessor reserved for ONLY a select and chosen few South Bay denizens.
"Ay yo O-Dogg, what it do brotha?!?!? Come through; let's get twisted!"-Casper
"I don't know dude, I have to study for my tests." - O-Dogg
"FOOOOL! Quit being square!!! Just drink two Bronze Apes with ya homie ."-Casper
"Aight. Only two Nova." -O-Dogg
"Yea only four Doggie!"-Casper
"I'm serious dude ONLY TWO!"- O-Dogg
"Right!!! Only 2"- Casper

"...after the first four"-Casper
"Motherfucker."-O-Dogg
by Casper Casanova March 21, 2019
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An individual who lacks skill and/or talent in video games
by Captinpickel January 15, 2016
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A massive bronze that is bad at rl and someone who sucks Your Local Guides small peen and nuts over feet. Massive bronze.
That silverbronze over there can't even air dribble, what a bloody bronze player
by YourLocalFootWanker January 14, 2021
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The phenomenon when you play ranked and you lose for the overwhelming gap in other role, so you pick that role in the next game and still lose for huge gap in another role.

submitted by tkk_ey
hardstuck midlaner: gg unlucky jng diff.
*on the next game*
hardstuck jungler: gg unlucky top top gap.
hardstuck's friend: dude just stop. you're having bronze syndrome.
by Takagi February 15, 2021
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To have bronze hair it really means that you’re naturally gonna be that bitch, you have that fall look effortlessly. You’re irresistible, you reciprocate head, you will never be below average on anything. Hit me up, for real.
Yo Ethan’s beard is looking bronze, huh? God I wish that were me.

Hey did you notice that she has bronze hair? You know what they say about that! 😏
by HairyUncut March 23, 2023
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A watch that looks good enough to wear, but not good enough to steal.
"Man, I work in a bad neighborhood. I can't wear a gold or silver rolex!"

"What you need, my man, is a Bronze Sundial"
by Terance August 26, 2012
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