Brolitia 

noun- A large fighting force culled primarily from the ranks of your closest bros, is often wild, aggressive, and ready to do battle. The brolitia is usually assembled for an express purpose, and is fuelled by Natty Light, 40's, and weed. Summoned by the blowing of a conch.

Origin- A portmanteau of bro and militia

a) Bros, some creepy fag is following my girlfriend and her friends home from a houseparty...they may be in danger. Let's assemble the brolitia, kick the shit out of them, and then all her friends will bang you out of gratitude.

b) George Washington though the British were a bunch of dicks so he assembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.

c) The Viet Cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank Thai weed they smoked. Al Qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don't smoke, drink, or get ANY pussy.

Brolitia by Evander Brolyfield April 29, 2010

Brolita 

Like a Lolita, but the male equivalent to.

"Wow, that Brolita really turned on that cougar."

Brolita by tylercee January 15, 2010

brolimia 

1. An eating disorder that plagues men with low self-esteem, which causes them to throw up after every meal in order to cut calories.

2. The eating disorder that brolimics suffer from.

Man 1: Man, that steak was fire! I gotta go run to the crapper.

Man 2: Dude always has to go to the bathroom after he eats! What's up with that?

Man 3: I think he got brolimia, listen.

Man 1: (In background) BARF!!!

Man 2: Yep, he's brolimic.

brolimia by Sami-X December 9, 2008

Brolivia 

One of the most extremely masculine and charming business man to exist. So strong mmm yea yea

When I grow up I want to consolidate power of Burundi and establish new authoritarian right control over the country like Brolivia.

Brolivia by brolivia October 5, 2020

Brolivia 

The bromance between two completely outstanding individuals.

"Oh look, here comes Brolivia. Damn, they fine."

Brolivia by Livius the great January 14, 2015

Bronitiation

You know how some frat houses require initiations? Well Bronitiation is that exact thing for the homies, in order to be a homie you must go through some sort of Bronitiation

1) We ask that you’ll join us in being one of the homies… but to ensure that you are a true G you have to go through the trials of Bronitiation 🥶

Bronitiation by Weeb.exe1 March 23, 2022

Bronitiation

Your first experience, or your initiation of broin' it up.

I had my bronitiation at the party last night where we listened to Jack Johnson and drank Natty Ice.

Bronitiation by Albert Brostein August 3, 2007