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When two or more "bros" get in a fight over the same women. Usually at a party and while heavily intoxicated.
Bro 1: I came with Lexi, she's leaving with me!!
Bro 2: no way bro! She is soo over you she staying with me!!
Bro 1: no way bro!! (Gets in bro 2's face)
Bro2: way bro!!!! (Bro 2 & bro 1 commence to bro off fight/shit talk)
Bro off by Pmdix February 2, 2014
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The act of 5 or more bros watching pornography in a low lit room sitting in a semi-circle while each bro jerks off the one next to him. One bro makes the ultimate sacrifice by forgoing being pulled off for the greater good.
Dude: 'In next weeks bro off I hope to not be the one at the start of the circle'
Bro Off by nigger_tits November 20, 2010
When 2 bros want the same girl and they compete to see who the better bro is
Looks like we're gonna have a bro off.
Bro off by Midnight Writer January 31, 2021

Did you just kick your flips off bro?

When one bro/brodette is angered or irritated by another bro/brodette and to come at the other bro, said bro kicks his flips off to initiate the bro fight.
"Did you just kick your flips off bro?"
"Yeah bro, I did! Come at me bro!"
"I'm at you bro!"

Off key bro 

It’s just something that ain’t right. It don’t feel good it’s just totally off key man
Oh no that was off key bro
Off key bro by Moechella November 22, 2021

right off the rip bro 

Right from the beginning
I just scored another point right off the rip bro. I am King of foos ball.

get off the gas bro 

quit kissing that ass. or quit sucking up to her/him. brown noser
david says, "hey boss that is a nice shirt, i really like it". then john says, " dude, get off the gas bro."
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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