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Everytime I look at her I cry... literally.
Britney Spears: La la la, I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, My boobs are plastic, IT'S FANTASTIC!

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by Rozze June 29, 2006
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Someone that gives you twisted thoughts... no, not the type involving body fluids. The thought that Mrs. Ramsey getting JonBenet killed was actually a blessing in disguise.
What's worse - one dead JonBenet Ramsey and one live Britney Spears, or one live Britney Spears and one growing up to be one?
by whoa! Nelly Furtado August 28, 2006
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A wannabe singer, actress and dancer. She has a weak, nasal, obnoxious voice that it often overwhelmed by cheesy, monotonous, equally obnoxious music (which usually shares the same beat in different songs). She's a total hypocrite, treats her fans badly, and her "singing career" has tanked in recent years; now she just does outrageous things to get attention. I wouldn't be surprised if her baby was just for publicity. If it is, she's bound to turn into "Mommie Dearest." If she doesn't get rid of her child, I'll eat my hat.

She either says "I just want to be a role model for my sister." or "I want to be a role model that everyone can relate to". Not only can she not make up her mind, but she seems totally unaware that she's putting a bad image across: drinking; smoking; having sex outside of wedlock (however common it is); marrying two men in just one year; giving the impression in her songs that women should be whores/subserviant to men.

"...overseas places, like Canada."
"Where is Australia, anyway?"
"Why would anybody want to go there anyway?" Further proof of her lack of intellect and her less-than-kind persona.

And her "act", aka, "strip show"... She's not getting much respect because she's stripping; singing repetitive, monotonous songs; and copying other artists; she's unoriginal.
Britney Spears... aka "Pop Tart," "Hickville Ho," "Bubblegum Bimbo," "Princess of Porn," the list goes on. Where has her "career" gone? She's just an attention seeker.

She might be "proud of her body", but there's a fine line between pride and exploitation.
by Lorelili August 08, 2005
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Used to be considered "one of the hottest women in the world," but is now known to be "someone's fat mom."
Man #1: Did you see that kid's fat mom? Ew.

Man #2: Dude, that was Britney Spears.
by Noshemalenocry November 05, 2006
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