An individual, probably a millennial, who wants to enjoy a night out on the town but doesn't want to spend any money so he or she utilizes event platforms like Eventbrite or Meetup to find parties offering open bars, free food and/or activities. When a britecrawler visits several of these events in the span of a single evening its what's known as a britecrawl.
"I was told this whiskey tasting was a formal affair. What's with the cool, plaid-shirted mustachioed guy."
"I don't think he was on the original invite list; but his knowing yet lackadaisical countenance that seems to scream 'I'm internet savvy!' tells me he's probably a britecrawler."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!