Bring on the meat

A phrase used by an extremely obese carnivore who lives in Louisiana and eats beef every day.

Obese Man: Anyone Here A Vegetarian

Vegetarian: Oh, I am.

Obese Man: MMM BRING ON THE MEAT! (Proceeds to shove chuck roast down his esophagus until he vomits everywhere.

by HoratioSanchez December 28, 2008

BRING ON THE WALL

A phrase used when excited for the sesh. It generally means that you are going to have a crazy night, snort cocaine off a strippers chest and then absolutely vomcano outside a kebab shop at 7am

"Are you going hard tonight?"
"Of course I am. BRING ON THE WALL!!"

by charliebigpotatoes October 26, 2017

Bring on the Trumpets

1. A phrase that has grown popular after an advert for The Natural Confectionary Company featured a gummy bear, voiced by Matt Berry, shouting it at a gummy snake for little or no reason.

2. A statement often made at the point of orgasm.

1. Gummy Bear: Bring on the Trumpets!

2. Male: Oh God, I think I'm about to come
Female: Not in my hair plz
Male: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

by -Roachy- February 4, 2009

Bring On The Trumpets

To express a positive outlook on an action or event most likely resulting in failure.

"Having done no work this year I doubt I'll get into university, but whatever the future holds for me it'll probably be slightly better than killing myself now, so bring on the trumpets."

by CYBERFLIRTATIONISAWORD February 21, 2009

bring on the horny

Reading, watching, hearing or observing something that instantaneously triggers, full force, the physical reaction of arousal.

"Are you watching porn? Bring on the horny!"

by [e-mail] August 7, 2008

bring on the anti depressants

A phrased used by goths to express a need for drugs to help treat their "depression".

X: "Fuckit! Bobby dumped me! I feel like killing myself!"
Y: "Bring on the anti depressants! Prozacs do the job!"

by Patrick Norman September 25, 2005

bring on the piss

To start a fight or brawl.

Brad wishes someone would bring on the piss

by pr0blem April 25, 2006