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brexit geezer 

A true brexit geezer is a loveable old british chap. He has a lovely wife Susan, two beautiful children, one who he calls his beautiful little princess , and the next goat of football, george.

He owns a vintage Bugatti with top speeds second to none.He enjoys eating a delicious all english breakfast and a quick pint at the renowned establishment "Toby's" before taking little george to football.

He then goes and guzzles down a plate of "chippy" after a little bit o'banter after the 38:0 loss.

after this, he plops his voluptuous, juicy ahh at the local pride for some good ol' pie before heading home to his beloved Susan's lovely home cooked meal!

and to finish his day off, he plops down his, again, very juicy and voluptuous ahh, down at the local pub for a cup of pint with the lads and then retires for the day to his fortress of dreams.
James really is a true brexit geezer innit?
brexit geezer by goofy ahh mf December 26, 2022
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Brexit geezer 

A "brexit geezer" is a British man who enjoys drinking alcohol, watching football and being at the pub. Brexit geezers are usually 35-60 years old.
HOW THEY GOT THEIR NAME
The word "brexit" comes from the time where Great Britain was no longer part of Europe. They are named "brexit geezers" because they wanted Great Britain to be a separate country.
The word "geezer" is a slang word for "man."
THE BREXIT GEEZER NAMES
Brexit geezers usually have typical, middle-aged, British man like: Bill, Dave, Terry, Steve etc.

A BREXIT GEEZER'S FAMILY
Most of the time, they have a wife that's usually a "facebook mum" and his kids may be "chavs" or "roadmen."
A BREXIT GEEZER'S PERSONALITY
We are going to split the average "brexit geezer" personality into two halves, pros and cons.
PROS
• Good old chap
• Always has time for a pint
• Passionate (about their favourite football team).
• Proud (of their country).
CONS
• Racist
• Homophobic
• Sleezy
• Scruffy
• Slob
Lazy
THINGS YOU CAN DO TO FIND OUT MORE INFO ABOUT "BREXIT GEEZERS"
1. Listen to the wonderful song "day in the life of a true brexit geezer"
2. Visit a local pub and try to have a deep, meaningful conversation with one
3. Google up "brexit geezer" and have a good look at their appearance
4. Google some questions about "brexit geezers" and find out more facts
HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!
"I'm married to a Brexit Geezer, he's lovely!"
Brexit geezer by rosepetalsx September 22, 2023

Brexit Geezer 

A Brexit Geezer is typically someone named joey hampshire that tends to head to bed during any time right after dawn
Hey that joey guy is a complete Brexit Geezer its only 9:00PM and he's goin to bed
Brexit Geezer by connels a fag April 18, 2023

Brexit Geezer 

Fat, bald, plug-ugly British geezer, most definitely watches Football and loves a good pint with the lads more than anything else.
That fat tosser Arthur is a Brexit Geezer innit
Brexit Geezer by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023

brexit gezzer 

An extremely British middle age man who love his wife, kids, football, and chugging pints with his lads.
Person 1: “The pitch looking lovely today lads.”

Person 2: “You’re such a Brexit Gezzer.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026