Verb: in cricket, to accidentally bowl a beamer - an illegal and dangerous delivery above the batsman's waste height that does not bounce - when things aren't going your way. Named after the Australia fast bowler renowned for such deliveries.
Bonus points for feigning outrage when anyone suggests that the beamer(s) were not entirely unintentional.
"Yeah nah the batsman gave me a bit of tap so I Brett Lee'd one at his head. It slipped, honest."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.