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breed sow 

A Breed Sow is a female humanoid whose purpose of existence is based solely upon the production and nurturing of offspring. Breed sows share similar characteristics: a total unawareness or concern towards world, national or local happenings immediately beyond those of the brood, and severely-limited conversational skills restricted to the topics of children and complaints of perceived mistreatment by various authority figures. Men are similarly incidental within the existence spheres of breed sows, who consider them necessary only for the security and subsistence (food, clothing and shelter) they provide while still being the target of complaining gossip at gatherings of other breed sows.

Breed sows are distinguished by such shared characteristics as obesity, slovenly attire, a maintenance-free hair "style", total obliviousness to their surroundings, an expectation of deference from others but a refusal to acknowledge favors, and total tolerance towards all juvenile behavior while being simultaneously ready to focus a primitive, vigorous defensiveness against those who question the same.
Quick, let's move to another table - there's a breed sow approaching with four piglets.
breed sow by GeorgZnaeym August 27, 2006

Bread's In The Oven 

When you have a large meal that doesn't settle well in your stomach. You start to feel a bad trip to the bathroom coming.
Man, I think I should have skipped the volcano sauce on the tacos. Now the bread's in the oven.
Bread's In The Oven by JRoth827 August 15, 2010

Breed Soap 

Cum that has been stirred up so much, it has formed bubbles.
Dude, I wacked off so hard yesterday, I made Breed Soap.
Breed Soap by TheLastGuru June 30, 2010

breed sheep 

descriptive phrase to emphasize that the atmosphere is uncomfortably hot, air temperature is too high
It's so freaking hot in here you could breed sheep.
breed sheep by gozozma April 30, 2011

LDB - " Last Dyin Breed " - Stocktone, CA 

Last of a Dyin Breed for the real strivers in stocktone
LDB - " Last Dyin Breed " - Stocktone, CA

Bree’s Tight Ass 

A fine young lady named Bree with a juicy ass and a nice hole.
Boy #1 - “Damn, look at Bree’s Tight Ass”
Boy #2 - “That shit is lookin hella bussin”
Boy #1 - “I think I’m gonna bust”
Boy #2 - “Me too
Bree’s Tight Ass by Popycic August 28, 2021