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breakfast bra 

a functional peice of lingerie that you can eat breakfast out of.
Wein: We have a Breakfast Bra, go us!
Jim: Breakfast Bra?
Wein: Yeah, wanna have a spoonful of bran flakes outta my left cup?
breakfast bra by Weiny Joy October 26, 2008

breakfast bra 

A functional peice of lingerie that can be used to eat your breakfast out of.
It saves washing up and the milk will feel nice against your skin.
WEIN: We have a Breakfast Bra. Get us eh?
JIM: A Breakfast Bra?
WEIN: Yeah. Wanna spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?
breakfast bra by Weiny Joy October 16, 2008

breakfast brain

The state that a woman is put into after being fucked so hard and relentlessly that it eradicates all rational brain activity and triggers ahegao face, along with a life-lasting, permanent sex fixation.
"Did you do anything with Kelly last night?"
"Hell yeah brother! I gave that bitch breakfast brain."
breakfast brain by hal priest February 1, 2021

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.
Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Brazillian Breakfast

A fetish where a man takes a shit on a girls breasts, and then the man eats it off. Also it could be where a girl takes a shit in another girls mouth, and eats it.
My boyfriend had a wonderful brazillian breakfast for his birthday.
Brazillian Breakfast by kiddo44 August 31, 2009

Brazillian Breakfast

PLS I'M BRAZILIAN AND I DON'T EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST 🤢THATS DISGUSTING WTF!!! I EAT BREAD, CEREAL BUT NOT SHIT!!! ANYTHING BUT SHIT 😭
Brazillian Breakfast by seggsynexono February 24, 2024