break the bed 

to have fun on a bed like jumping up down with a partner

Oh god! They just break the bed in there. Timmy go call the cops.

break the bed by marmar1342 August 20, 2016

Break the bed in

When you fuck on a bed for the first time

Hey, it's great to be here in New York for a visit! Can you show us the guest room? Dina and I are going to get unpacked and break the bed in.

Break the bed in by porkchchoppanzeefin September 29, 2021

Calc n break the bed

Calc n break the bed is an intense version of calc n chill. Fairly self explanatory; calc n chill becomes so intense that you and your math daddy break the bed.

Last night me and my math daddy calc n chilled so hard that five of the springs came out of my bed. I guess that's why they call it calc n break the bed.

Calc n break the bed by peachesandplums October 22, 2016