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Bread Loaf 

To give a girl head and call it a day.
How was your date with Stacy?

It was a lot of fun. We had dinner and then I bread loafed her and called it a night.
Bread Loaf by Robthedog24 September 19, 2020

Bread loaf 

When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf
“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”
Bread loaf by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021

bread loaf 

Substance that comes out of an elephant's ass at the circus.
"Ruh-roh. That clown just stepped in the fresh bread loaf."
bread loaf by Kfunky October 26, 2006

bread loaf shoes 

When an obese women is so fat that her feet puff out of the tops of her shoes like that of rising bread from a loaf pan.
Yo, check out that fat girls bread loaf shoes, her feet are puffing out of them just like rising bread.
bread loaf shoes by me.....)()( January 12, 2008

Geometrical Bread Loaf 

A very epic youtube, geometry dash player, and lover of bread who has spent far to much time trying to beat cataclysm
have you watched geometrical bread loafs new video and subscribed to his channel.

Loaf Bread 

When a girl is getting tit fucked while the guys dick is cover in bread crumbs.
Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."

Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading

Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."

Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."
Loaf Bread by Mr.Endurance April 23, 2014
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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