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Crumpled Bread Face 

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!
I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!

Bread in the Face

an adjective meaning,"that's so cool", or "that's so awesome."
"This headband is so ..."bread in the face". I really like it.

Brad face 

An emotionless face that is made when one or a group does not want to tell a specific person what their plans are in order to make sure that that person does not show up.
Person talking to group: So this weekend we are going to go to... Oh shit, brad face.
Brad: Whats going on?
Brad face by Kuhanten September 1, 2008

shut face before I break face 

A command demanding that one is quiet or else one will have to use physical violence to ensure quietness.
"you smell"
"shut face before I break face"
"you smell"
"...ow!"

Break face 

Did John break face to the party last night? No he didn’t.
Break face by Rosewell1104 April 7, 2022

Break Your Face 

What a person does to another in a fight.

Whooping the shit out of somebody.

Destroying someone.
Haha, did you see that? I broke his face and he went to the hospital.

Don't make me break your face in.
Break Your Face by B-raderton August 14, 2007