Brass Can

A brass can is when you are embarrassed by something. Basicly the teuchter version of brass neck or red neck.

Term made famous by #1 Teuchter Adam Munro

AYE SHE OFFERED ME A GOBBLE AND I HIT A PURE BRASS CAN

Brass Can by Gordon The Pirate July 7, 2011

waxing the brass candlestick 

masturbating

Joey: Bro I was waxing the brass candlestick last night

Colin: Ew wtf

waxing the brass candlestick by simplydick September 19, 2016

bass cannon 

A subwoofer of exceedingly high volume and potency. The kind of thing that gets cops knocking on your doors at any time of the day and noise ordinance violation tickets if placed into your car.

Dude1: I'd get a bass cannon for my car, but I just can't afford the tickets.

bass cannon by Raubritter February 19, 2006

Bass Cannon 

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

Bass Cannon by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

Bass Cannon 

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

Bass Cannon by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

Bass Cannon 

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

Bass Cannon by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

Bass Cancer 

A term to describe when you're listening to music or playing video games and your speakers suddenly have an aneurysm.

I was playing Minecraft one day on my Grandma's sound system and all of a sudden it got bass cancer. No not my grandma, her speakers.

Bass Cancer by TheEpilepticCat December 7, 2020