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Brares

1. Noun-Derived from the Greek god Ares, god of war. He is the angry bro who likes starting fights, being the alpha male, and prefers the bro sport football over the bro sport lax. He enjoys whiskey to beer, gets into fights on facebook, and generally thinks he is THE shit, all the while, still gets too many girls (even if they are all brohoes) so that he can mantain his level of cockiness and think hes a god. Often have friends brositting them. Not to be confused with Broseidon
Dude 1: Did you watch Tool Academy on VH1 last night?

Dude 2: Yeah that one guy who takes his shirt off every chance he gets cracks me up. He thinks hes the coolest thing ever

Dude 1: Haha yeah seriously hes such a Brares
by Brares god of facebook September 26, 2009
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ARCA brakes

When a driver fails to use their brakes when a crash is happening ahead of them. Usage started in the late 90's when ARCA (Automobile Racing Club of America) was first aired along side NASCAR Winston and Busch series races and viewers noticed that when a wreck happened in front of the entire field, nobody even attempted to stop. The term is now used to reference easily avoidable crashes in videogames and racing simulators such as Forza Motorsport and iRacing.
*Car spins in the middle of the track but can be avoided.

*everybody floors it and hopes to get though but instead causes a huge wreck taking everybody out.

"Wow nice ARCA brakes asshole."
by STICH666 December 25, 2011
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Lewis Hamilton Brakes

Lewis Hamiton is a f1 driver. At baku 2021 brakes was so hot that his car cannot stop in time
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braces

big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment
"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.
by Jordan November 14, 2003
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Beer Braces

When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, a girl's fucked up teeth turn into a perfect smile.
Mark: How could you have gotten with Jody last night??
Matt: Dude, two words: Beer Braces
by Club489 November 13, 2011
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boots and braces

a subculture term for wearing steeltoe boots such as doc martens or gripfast, and wearing with suspenders.

most known by the punks and skinhead genre.
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when the skinhead got dressed up, he made sure he wore his boots and braces.
by awff February 10, 2009
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braces

It's a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things in between your teeth. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. "YAY!" you think, until they hand you your retainer, which is a pain to make sure you don't lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else it won't fit anymore. In short, braces are the worse things I've ever had the displeasure to wear.
"NO! ANYTHING BUT BRACES!"
by A random somebody September 21, 2005
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