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branlette espagnole 

Elle m'a fait une branlette espagnole hier soir.
branlette espagnole by mimi11581 September 20, 2007
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branlette 

French slang for masturbation.

1. (Vulgar) Wank, ham shank, hand shandy (act of masturbation).
2. (Vulgar) Crap, bullshit (worthless thing or activity)
3. (Vulgar) Crap, bullshit, wankery (dubious or too elaborated construct, in general intellectually).

Derives from "branler" (to wobble, te be unstanble, also in slang to wank).
Se taper une branlette = to pull one's wire, to have a ham shank

Lire des bouquins, c'est le la branlette = Reading books is a fucking waste of time.

La droite, la gauche, le libéralisme, le communisme, c'est de la branlette tout ça ! = Right, left, free market economy, communism, that's all bullshit.
branlette by The Ultimate Cunt January 24, 2010
When a bitch so fat that it looks like her ankles are broken.
You: did Stacy fat ass break her leg?
Me: naw my man, that bitch got brankles.
Brankle by QueenyOmygodess March 20, 2017
A dirty, homeless, black person. Usually wearing a blanket.
Ralph: Dude, you totally look like a branket right now.
Branket by Thomas Alva Edison September 19, 2011
Banklet - pronounced ( Bane - Clit ) Is the process of wrapping raw bacon around a fellow campers ankle while sleeping or passing out during the night.

*The body part “ankle“ may be substituted with many other body parts, please wrap responsibly.
By wrapping raw (raw and warm seems to work best) bacon around a fellow campers ankle* and creating a Banklet while “sleeping“ during the night will accomplish a few things at once. It should keep you slightly safer from bears, ants and other critters. It will definitely make for some awesome campfire stories for years to come.

lesson one; never pass out with your shoes on. Lesson two; you don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than the guy with Bacon on his ankles*. Please wrap responsibly.
Banklet by JonnyBuzzKill September 2, 2013
dude you think I'm smart, you should see my brankles
Brankle by CherryPie2096 July 12, 2021