soy boy boy toy

A human who has been degraded by society for being too full of edamame; also known as an eDamame's boy; this degraded human is used by women and men alike to plow so that the soy boy becomes a plaything for the benefit of the more dominant. This evolved human is also known as a Chad dad or a barren Karen. Though many will use these boys many still will marry them and find an enriched life full of splendor.
What kind of men are you interested in? A man that eats his vegetables and slams this punani every night. You know, like a soy boy boy toy.
by benedikCumABatch January 05, 2023
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Toy Boy

he's proprio a toy boy
by snntr March 25, 2023
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couple boy toys

a collection of literal aswell as metaphorical boys, typically violated aswell as dominated henceforth known as a boy toy, typical habitat seems to be within and around the cumzone
couple boy toys couple kid Larois eh
by Domestic nang puncher November 29, 2020
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Poor boys toy

The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.
So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.
by oneboredguard December 13, 2011
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Exclusive Boy Toy

Referred to as EBT, when you’re more than friends, but aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend but has more meaning than Friends with benefits (FWB)
Are you seeing someone?
I am single, but I have a exclusive boy toy
by Emgracet December 08, 2019
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Boy Toy Soldier

A Boy Toy Soldier is a middle-aged man, typically from Miami, who has a penchant for being aggressive, loud, and notoriously slutty. Despite their advanced age, they still embody the brash, cocky attitude of a boy playing with toy soldiers while listening to Jessica Simpson. They often wear bold, flashy clothing and sport a gelled hairstyle that's trying too hard to make a statement about age. You will often find them having fun with the dolls by the pool.
She slept with a back up dancer, that's nasty! She's such a Boy Toy Soldier.
by MatchMyFreakMiami July 02, 2024
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boy toy

a boy toy is a guy that is messing around with a girl while she has a boyfriend. it’s her boy toy
i need my boy toy over right now
by troy hankman November 27, 2021
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