boxer shower

When straight bros are in a hurry and take a shower together in their boxers to save time.

We were late to Koozies party so we took a boxer shower, shot-gunned a beer and jumped in the Hummer.

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shower boner

Is a hot/warm wrinly penis as soon as you get out of the shower. It HAS to be LIMP to be a shower boner!

Man I got out the shower as my woman walked in. She seen my Shower Boner in all its glory!

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A Cadet shower-room boner is the raging hard-on a cadet gets when he hasn't taken care of his morning wood.

I had a Cadet shower-room boner this morning, but -- no worries -- another hot cadet sucked my dick!

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