Quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. You then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for passers-by.
...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...
Person: "What you up to today?"
Hero: "Taking the boatress out"
Person: "Sweet.."
A term stemming from the term, no homo. A boutros is an internet pervert who lurks on the site of unsuspecting females and leaves sexually explicit comments via the comments section or email. To say, No Boutros, negates a comment you would make that might be perceived as sexual in anyway.
"This show about OJ Simpson is really bortresting, you should check it out"
"Ok, tell me more?"
"Too bortresting to explain , just give the first episode a look and see what you think."