bounchwaine

When a man (or woman, ejaculate is defined only by volume in this case) ejaculates as much as possible onto parchment paper, bakes it, with or without seasoning (depending on audience that will consume the prepared dish) and serves it at a potluck event with friends.

Hey dude, I loved your bounchwaine last night - salty and crunchy - just how I like it. Also, cinnamon was a nice touch with the cocoa powder.