bottle flu 

When you are so hungover or drunk from the night before that you have to call in sick for work

John must be out with the bottle flu today

bottle flu by Jake Snaker January 11, 2017

brown bottle flu

n. - a condition consisting of a headach combined with nausea and a sensitivity to bright lights and loud noises. Usually caused by a night of heavy drinking. aka - Hangover

Debbie called in sick today because she has the brown bottle flu.

brown bottle flu by MDM December 1, 2004

Clear bottle flu 

A feeling of having the flu after drinking alcohol from a clear bottle. Otherwise known as hung over.

I can't come to work today because I have the clear bottle flu.

Clear bottle flu by JoeyBomm October 16, 2021

bottleflippingisdeadsostopdoingit 

when somebody still does bottle flipping

jimmy:i'm bottle flipping i'm so savage

bob:bottleflippingisdeadsostopdoingit

jimmy:* dies*

bottleflippingisdeadsostopdoingit by ertyuidfghjcvbqwopasklzxnm June 13, 2018

bottleslut

a person who can only consume out of a bottle.

"did you see tina drinking stir-fry out of her hydroflask, shes such a bottleslut"

bottleslut by Top Cheese September 29, 2022

Fluffer buttle region 

The fluffer buttle region is part of bun-anatomy(wabbit anatomy) this area on the wabbit is met the the floof poof. This region is known to be very soft and pleasant to pet, but if the wabbit does not like being pet in the fluffer buttle region then it will either bite you with their nibble noms that are made to eat the greens and the oranges or kick you with their thumper jumpers

Guy: “hey have you ever touched the fluffer buttle region?”

Girl: “no! But my drama teacher made me write a paragraph involving rabbits and pirates of the Caribbean.”
Guy: “ok then, go touch a fluffer buttle region sometime”

Fluffer buttle region by The obnoxious smartass January 14, 2019

Douche flute battle 

These battles are more common in higher-class neighborhoods and wealthy communities. Basically anywhere where there is a high population of spoiled nicotine fiends that will pay you 50$ for a broken Vuse alto and a burnt piss pod. These battles begin with a minimum of 5 douche fluters, each douche fluter takes turns trying to output the biggest cloud of fruitiness possible. Once the battle is over, the douche fluters usually argue over whose cloud of queer was the biggest, the most common way to end one of these arguments is for all of the participating douche fluters to remove their pants and underwear, then they will determine the winner of the douche flute battle solely based on who has the biggest choad. This is the most efficient and effective way to end any douche flute argument. legend has it that the biggest choad ever recorded in the history of douche fluting was a whopping 2 inches long!!! douche fluters are commonly hated on for a variety of reasons and are often given nicknames by other people who do not approve of douche fluting. Some rather common names and terms include: fruity flutey 2.0, Fag with a drag, homo with a Novo, white dude with a My-Blu and Gay bitch with an Aegis...

Douche fluter - yo dawg, I just blew a four foot long cloud on 200 watts! this shits mad epic dawg....

Normal person - Huh, that's weird, when did they start making dildos that have screens and output vapor?

Douche fluter - I don't know brah, I just bought it from a website called www.doucheflutetoday.com, they had a crazy deal going on where if you buy two douche flutes, you get 50% off on a newer model that will be released shortly. they say this model is even bigger plus they added veins to the body of it as well as a new drip tip that resembles a foreskin!!!
It should be perfect for my next Douche flute battle!

Douche flute battle by NDG123 January 20, 2022