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The most boring, uncultured, ghetto, while at the same time redneck, little town known to mankind that doesn't deserve to call itself Texas, because it has absolutely nothing to do with Texas culture and might as well be Louisiana.

Also has the worst school system in the country, which isn't saying much, considering that American public schools suck anyway.
"I'm sick of Beaumont ISD canceling all the gifted programs and discriminating against white people."

"Yea, let's move to Lumberton, I'm sick of Boremont."
Boremont by Crank Dat Lion KIng December 11, 2007
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derived from the Asian/Chinese name "Bokey", changed to Bokemon to relate to the highly popular game, "Pokemon".
Typically, a sporadic person for being hyper, friendly, moody, and funny..or all at the same time.
a true Asian name (referring to "Bokey"), as it (sorta) rhymes with "Pocky" which is a famous Asian snack that every typical Asian eats.
"OMG that girl is such a Bokemon!"

"Who's Bokey? Oh she's that weird Asian girl."

"Say Bokey Pocky ten times fast"
Bokemon by crackerjaxx March 20, 2013
Large familial group that has to constantly correct people who want to use a second A in the name.

Members of a wolf pack allegiance.
Mary: Do you know that large, fun family over there?

Joe: The Bateman family?
Mary: No, M-O-N not M-A-N; the Batemon family.
Batemon by GuardianOfHyrule May 15, 2021