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Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
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booyahtzee 

An exclamatory statement to describe a complete win or victory by coming out on top of a situation in every possible way.

A merging of the terms booyah and yahtzee (the highest dice roll in the board game).

Must only be used occasionally and in the right context to avoid looking like a wanker.
"I just got promoted, booyah"
"So did I, booyahtzee!"

"All the teams I bet on this week won, booyahtzee"
booyahtzee by Vedi July 2, 2008
A Jewish twist on the conventional "booyah"; in other words, an exclamation a Jew makes when they are very excited.
"All I got for Christmas was a Jonas Brothers CD and a piece of moldy cheese."

"Well I got a hand-carved dreidle for Hannukah! BOOYAHWEH!"
booyahweh by djizzyjizz August 14, 2009

Booch Block

Means no lie, or deadass. It can also be used as a verb when you "booch" someone, which means you're just messing with them. It originated in Yorktown Heights, "booch block."
I benched 300 pounds yesterday without a spotter, booch block.

You're too easy to booch, take sarcasm better.
Booch Block by Mista Mase December 4, 2017

Boochie for the foochie 

The quintessential boochie - not only is she a boochie now, but her prospects of continuing to be a boochie well into her later adult years is very high.
dude... did you see Angela's mom?! Wow. Angela is definitely a boochie for the foochie.
Boochie for the foochie by D-Butter September 23, 2010

Fat Boochie 

officially known as the the fattest cat in the world, Fat Boochie is said to eat 1 entire container of treats every two days. she is an abyssinian cat
who is the fattest cat in the world? oh it’s fat boochie!
Fat Boochie by STENNYFOREVER February 6, 2019