Boner

Ah shit I got a boner *class sees it* fuck I'm screwed.

by Ligmaboi308 February 6, 2019

Boner

What occurs when blood rushes to the penis, causing it to stick up. it is also possibly the worst thing to get before a school presentation.

While I was in a school play, I got a boner.

by Sapphire Flames February 16, 2011

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Bonerizing

Something that is so awesome, it can make you hard without physical contact.

That cake was so bonerizing i had to tighten my belt a notch to hide my hard on.

Dude, I got a quadruple kill in call of duty last night with a RPG and it was so bonerizing

by Julesfools February 19, 2010

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Boneritis

A severe case of the boners.

Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.

by Ninjasurfer June 22, 2007

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boner

Something you get in class. Fucking annoying.
Fixed by going to bathroom and wanking off, or flipping around between the pants and stomach.

I was working on an essay in English III and got a boner! GOD DAMMIT! Now I have to non-chalantly flip it up between my pants and stomach! GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE SAW ME!

by A God Damned Furry September 11, 2011

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