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Boner Salad
1). A euphemism for life being unfair or difficult. A play on "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade" except with dicks.
2). A bad custom order at a diner.
2). A bad custom order at a diner.
1). Guy 1: Man, when Life gives you lemons, I guess you have to make lemonade.
Guy 2: Yeah, and if life gives you boners, make a boner salad!
Guy 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 2: Uhh...
2). "I thought the waitress would have laughed when I ordered the boner salad. At least I know I'm never going back to that restaurant again.
Guy 2: Yeah, and if life gives you boners, make a boner salad!
Guy 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 2: Uhh...
2). "I thought the waitress would have laughed when I ordered the boner salad. At least I know I'm never going back to that restaurant again.
Boner Salad by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010
Bone Fish Salad
After I came in her snatch, she immediately jumped up, squatted over the other girl & drained her cum filled pussy in the other girls mouth giving her a bone fish salad.
Bone Fish Salad by satanmtb October 25, 2011
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