Boner Lean 

When you wake up with wood and have to lean against the wall behild the toilet so you don't piss all over the bathroom.

Woke up with wood and it caught a bit of backsplash before I realized I had to get my boner lean on.

Boner Lean by bunghammer January 20, 2011

boner lean 

The name of the awkward action when your erection presses up against the front of your trousers, forcing you to lean forward.

Jane: Hey, are you looking at my tits?
John: N-no, I just...er...
Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.
*John Straightens up*
John: ...anyone have a tissue?

boner lean by theresnofreenamesonUD March 1, 2008

bonerland 

According to Bart Simpson, this country was discovered in 1942 by "some guy."

Edna Krabappel, "our country isn't called America any more. It's Bonerland."

bonerland by bumbobway April 9, 2004

boneclean

The act of fellation performed on a male.

I just needed a bit of boneclean.

boneclean by Bear January 23, 2003