Boner Lean 

When you wake up with wood and have to lean against the wall behild the toilet so you don't piss all over the bathroom.

Woke up with wood and it caught a bit of backsplash before I realized I had to get my boner lean on.

Boner Lean by bunghammer January 20, 2011

boner lean 

The name of the awkward action when your erection presses up against the front of your trousers, forcing you to lean forward.

Jane: Hey, are you looking at my tits?
John: N-no, I just...er...
Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.
*John Straightens up*
John: ...anyone have a tissue?

boner lean by theresnofreenamesonUD March 1, 2008

bonerland 

According to Bart Simpson, this country was discovered in 1942 by "some guy."

Edna Krabappel, "our country isn't called America any more. It's Bonerland."

bonerland by bumbobway April 9, 2004

boneclean

The act of fellation performed on a male.

I just needed a bit of boneclean.

boneclean by Bear January 23, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022