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bon app-a-queef 

It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).
"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
bon app-a-queef by fedewolfie December 10, 2016
a woman that walks into starbucks, expecting someone know the correct spelling of her name
bonqueefa tells her name to barista and is asked how to spell it, she replies in an aggravated manner...
B-O-N, Q-U, eefa!!!
bonqueefa by falalallalalmydick January 31, 2009
Big, black, queen! She be lookin like a hot tamale but beat yo ass if you tell her! Also she likes ejamacation so she gon be a pre skool teacher.
I banged Bonqueefa in the hallway.

bonqueef 

you smell, you act dumb, you look dumb, and are dumb
you’re such a bonqueef for eating your boogers
bonqueef by rogan childross February 3, 2020

bonqueefis 

A 6-8 man who is darker than the midnight sky who has 4% body fat and will take your girl in seconds
Bonqueefis your my hero
bonqueefis by One hot Mo-fo November 29, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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