A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.
I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!
The greatest man who ever lived. EVER. While men like Oskar Schindler have saved 1,200 people (which is wonderful), Dr. Borlaug saved over one BILLION with genetically engineered foods. His work is constantly under criticism by environmentalist, saying we should all grow organic. However, these people aren't starving.
Environmentalist: We should only grow organic food!
Person with common sense: Then over 2 billion people would starve.
Environmentalist: yeah but... um...
Person with common sense: Norman Borlaug's work saved over 1 billion people from starvation, yet environmentalists like you are trying to stop his research and foods from reaching 3rd world countries.
The most beautiful specimen in the universe. If you find a berlant, never let it wonder off because she is a special thing to keep. Berlants are good friends but only if you are a good friend to her. She is 100% honest and very royal.
Wes Borland, formally of Limp Bizkit, Eat the Day and Big Dumb Face, is a renowned guitarist, best known for playing guitar using his fingers rather than a pick. In his time with Limp Bizkit, he played lead guitar. He and Fred Durst had issues with one another, which led to him leaving Limp Bizkit, eventually forming Black Light Burns, a supergroup currently touring after the release of their debut album, Cruel Melody.
''Mesopotamia, Mesopotamia, You fuckin' give me the creeps, you fuckin' give me the creeps...'' Wes Borland, Black LightBurns - Mesopotamia
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.