noun: j-boeg
plural: j-boeg's
verb: j-boeg'in
"A j-boeg is better known as the popo, police, cops, fuzz, boys in blue, the black in white, the pigs, the coppers, police officers, law enforcement, the heat, filth, or any other word that you can think of for a donut eating slab of bacon police officer!"
Me: "Fuck all of the Redwood City j-boegs and anybody that wants to become one!"
Wannabe j-boeg ass Jake: "That's not nice! I'm tellin!"
Me: "Stop j-boeg'in! Fuck the j-boegs! Fuck the j-boegs, fuck em!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."