bœgâ

hes a person named boega in qatar

Bœgâ is best

bœgâ by mbbss September 17, 2025

Before my life began (BMLB) 

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

Before my life began (BMLB) by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

Bulk Bogan 

The greatest, and most exceptional professional wrestler (and athlete) to have ever graced the squared circle, bar none. A true living legend and benchmark on how all wrestlers should become.

Hulk Hogan may be iconic, but he surly is no Bulk Bogan.

Bulk Bogan by Frank.Huckingbush November 2, 2016

Black Bogan 

A Black Bogan is a Bogan that is black and lives in/was born in Australia.

Things that make somebody a Bogan:
-Low IQ

-They got pregnant in their teen years and became a teen mum that still lives at home with THEIR mum and so the child lives with it's grandma (Bogans generally only have one parent not two parents at home so they were raised by a single mum and then they turned into a single mum).
-They don't know who their baby daddy is because they had sex with too many guys to rule out who the father is. The child has no father on it's birth certificate due to it's mum sleeping around.
-They definitely dropped out of school just to become a hooker or a drug dealer.

-They walk out the door with messy hair (that looks they just got rooted) because they think brushing their hair is a waste of time.

-Their teeth looks yellow and uncared for.

-They love to smoke and vape.
-They receive a payment from centrelink.

-They are diagnosed with Aspergers and use that as an excuse to be an asshole that says whatever they want without any regard to how it makes other people feel.
-They do drugs with strangers.

-They have sex in public and complain when people look at them (it's probably because most bogans still live with their parents because they're too broke and lazy to move out).
-They wear inappropriate clothes

but they will get irritated when the police have to stop them in the middle of the street for public indecency.

Guy 1: See that Black Bogan with the pram and messy hair?

Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: Ignore her because she's looking for attention.

Black Bogan by BadboyTristan April 13, 2023

bogan-off 

The act of working a hard 8 hours and still achieving nothing; appearing tired after a grueling day of nothing.

Michael spent his day at work just bogan-off.

bogan-off by jason mcintosh January 26, 2008

Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya 

A Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya is loosely based around the deity mockasunya..also known as Horus the cat

All hail! Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya

Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya by Punkrck1995 January 6, 2022

buff bogan 

Refers to gym junkie Australian low-class citizens who live in areas outside of the Eastern or Northern suburbs.

Often sporting a deep tan obtained the free way by lying outdoors (for those from the southern suburbs, on a southern beach, for those from the western suburbs, near Parramatta River or in the backyard on the concrete slab). A buff bogan is occasionally attractive, but they are a rare find, much like finding water in the west.

Bogans usually shop at Lowes, a budget chain store, the female equivalent being Supre.

Buff bogans converse in a different dialect and have strong accents, often using phrases like fuckin oath, cracker, strewth, blimey, and often call their women "sheilas".

PHWOAARRR!!!! That guy over there is sexy. He has no shoes and he looks like he spends a lot of time admiring himself in the mirror. He has an awesome tan. His guns are huge. He's so fine, I bet he can pull a macgyver. That is one hot diggity buff bogan.

buff bogan by anon aussie January 19, 2009