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brosephus 

Josephus (AD 37 – c. 100)(Joseph, son of Matthias) was a first-century Jewish historian and apologist of priestly and royal ancestry who survived and recorded the destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70. His works give an important insight into first-century Judaism.

Since he was able to survive and record all this data, we know Josephus must have been a bro. So now, in today's society, it is common to relate Josephus to today's bros, combining the name and the term into one common term: brosephus.

Generally, this term is used to describe someone who is so incredibly bro, they are able to completely pack the double horseshoe and consume massive amounts of Nati light. Sometimes, however, the term is just used jokingly amongst friends.
"Hey, Brosephus, you tryin' to pack a tin right now?"


"Yes, my fellow brosephus, I fucked her in the ass"
brosephus by Cisco Child February 5, 2009
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bosephus mode 

the mode the band van halen gets in before the show esp alex van halen bosephus is refered as the nickname for hank williams jr the mode is usually full of goofy funny stuff they do in the dressing room
hey man i saw that mtv unleashed special on mtv and van halen went into bosephus mode right before the show
bosephus mode by anthony pangilinan February 17, 2008

Brosephus 

A bro that’s so bro that’s you add the sefus to show how bro the bro is
Tom is so bro that I think we should call him brosephus.
Brosephus by 747292 November 28, 2018

brosephus 

A term of endearment, combining the terms broseph and bocephus. Originates from the nickname of Hank Williams, Jr. but can be used by-and-towards both Bocephus fans and non-fans alike. Similar to brocephus, but does not carry the same country music connotation. Female equivalent is "brosephusette".
This guy, he's my brosephus. This girl, she's my brosephusette.
brosephus by Henry Krinkle July 23, 2007

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026